- How to wipe his nose with his sleeve.
- How to wipe his nose surreptitiously on my top.
- If he gets up on his knees and pushes the side of the playpen, it moves.
- An old remote control and toy phone are no substitute to the real TV remote and mum’s mobile.
- How to run after me as I try to walk around his activity toy. Kid is going to be a tailgater…
- Undoing the velcro on his shoes and taking them off.
- Ditto his socks (just without the velcro… obviously)